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20 Reasons Why a Mobile Phone is a She

1) Acquiring it and maintaining it is quite expensive.

2) You have to know which button to press, if you press the wrong button, you get disconnected

 

3) You need to handle it with TLC if you want it to provide quality services for a long period of time.

 

4) The more features they have, the more attractive they are.

 

5) They primarily need good communication networks to work properly.

 

6) They come in different shapes and sizes.

 

7) They have good memory and reminder system.

 

8) The more money you have the higher the chances of acquiring a good model.

 

9) They can make your life heaven or hell.

 

10) If you key in the wrong PIN you can permanently get blocked out.

 

11) The trend is to get slimmer by the day.

 

12) Some come with strings attached.

 

13) The more you accessorise them, the more beautiful they become.

 

14) If they are in the market for an extended period of time, people lose interest in them.

 

15) It may be hard to tell a genuine from a fake.

 

16) You can never absolutely figure them out; no matter how long you’ve had one.

 

17) New models are always on demand.

 

18) Some come without a guarantee.

 

19) You can acquire one legally or illegally.

 

20) Some people think it’s cool to have more than one.

By Julie Apondo

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    Author: Ivy

    Really funny!! #14s a killer

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